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Black Humour

The Times of India shares some of the SMSs doing the rounds these days. I found them funny enough to share it with you all.

Here are among the best samples of Black Humour. Enjoy!!!!!!!!
The stock Market is the biggest weapon of mass
destruction, and bloodless.
If a cheque bounces and the reason is 'insufficient funds', I'm not sure if it's my account or the bank itself.
There are two sides to a balance sheet. Liabilities on the left side, assets on the right. Now, on the left side there is nothing right. On the right side,
there is nothing left.
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